So my fellow dinner ladies have already voiced a fair few (and varied) opinions about the 'Canteen on Clifton Street', it was certainly an unusual opening gambit for dedicated Meat-a-phile 'Hostess with the Mostess' for our first gathering and an eye opening experience for the rest of us.
My task was to evaluate the food offerings and to try out the 'weirdest' things on the menu, mainly i think because, apart from a bizarre aversion to cherry tomatoes, there's not much i won't put in my mouth at least once.
I failed considerably in this with my first course, the carrot & tarragon soup (the other dinner ladies beat me to the umeboshi!). It was, however, a beautiful soup, thick and hearty and gentle flavoured with just the right amount of tarragon which can sometimes be a overpowering herb. Served with a slice of homemade bread it was a meal in itself and I had to leave half of it to avoid running out of space for mains.
Now I struggle with menus trying to be something other than what they are, whilst I will indeed 'try anything once' and love the challenge and experience of new and differing foods & tastes, I do like a menu to be honest, it should, to quote a familiar saying, "do what it says on the tin".
So for me to have to google 'meshwiya' 'b'stilla' & 'umeboshi' to find out what they were isn't necessarily going to stop me ordering or trying them, it is however going to annoy me at the pretension of the menu writer and frankly make me feel that the menu is just trying too hard.
Take this one dish for instance ~
Tomato, feta, pistachio and date b’stilla with watermelon salad,
lentil tabbouleh, tzatziki and meshwiya
This was my choice for main course and for myself and anyone else who is the relatively uninitiated into the world of Vegetarian cuisine, the wording of this dish could easily put you off ordering what turned out to be a stunning meal with a depth of flavour and clean freshness to the salads and dish in whole.
The b'stilla is merely a filo wrapped parcel (posh pasty as my hubby put it) and the meshwiya, an excellent sweet red pepper salsa which had subtle hints of cumin and smoked paprika to it (I think, this caused a little debate but there was certainly something there with a gentle warming kick to it).
Had I looked at this menu online before hand or even at the door before going in, I would not have booked or stepped through the door. The menu wasn't worded to encourage those with little or no vegetarian knowledge to 'give veggies a go', there is certainly no way i would have got my hubby or kids through the door on the menu wording alone.
However the food when it arrived would have suited them all, they would happily eat a spinach & garlic pancake as a starter (where my 12 year old would have read 'crespelle', not known what it was and been put off immediately).
Maybe this is a deliberate ploy of the 'Canteen', maybe they wish to keep their restaurant full of certified card carrying lettuce lovers and leather haters but it would be a shame to not spread the knowledge around about this fabulous place to eat.
Why frighten away those more used to a chicken
breast on top of their bed of lentils by using such unfamiliar wording. Now the salsa may indeed be called Meswiya but a sweet pepper salsa is much
more recognisable to the masses and far less intimidating.
'Hostess with the Mostess' touched on the sweets menu and whilst delicious were not really what they claimed to be, again trying to 'jazz' up or glorify the menu took anway from the fact they were 'darn scrummy'. If for nothing else, go to the 'Canteen' and have the sticky toffee pudding here, never will Vegan food ever seem dull again!
I urge you to go with an open mind, as the food was excellent, the atmosphere friendly and welcoming, just don't try and decpiher the menu and trust that the Chefs know what they're doing. Note to all though : Never order the ONE meat dish on a vegetarian menu!
'Try Anything Once'